I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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