did you get engaged???
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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