can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Randomize
