I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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