i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You pole danced in your parka.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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