matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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