Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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