can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
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Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize