is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
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well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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