that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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