Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
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The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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