you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
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A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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