your thong is hanging out like whoa
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
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I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
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Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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