ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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