I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Watching her eat just hurts me
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I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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