Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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