dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Randomize
