Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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