The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
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She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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