Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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