I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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