no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
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He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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