Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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