I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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