Tell her she can't have a vagina
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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