Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
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official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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