k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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