"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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