cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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