He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Randomize