Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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