thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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