: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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