So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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