I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I'm just crazy horny about you
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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