she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
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Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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