Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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