so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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