I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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