he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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