Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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