Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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