So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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