Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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