Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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