The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
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Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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