This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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