Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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