The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
