just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
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I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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