I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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