hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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