New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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