She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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