my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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